In a $ 20,000 COVID-Secure Tremendous Bowl Luxurious Escape
Doesn’t last February seem like an easier time? Do you ever wish America could just argue again about whether J. Lo and Shakira showed too much bums at the Super Bowl halftime show?
It’s bad enough your fantasy football draft party had to be hosted on Facebook Live, but now millions of families, CrossFit teams and cover bands are wondering how they’re going to watch the Bucs play the Chiefs without sitting shoulder to shoulder and dissect the subtext of beer commercials and suspicious looks at buffalo cauliflower in living rooms, bars and finished cellars across the country.
If you’ve recently cashed out GameStop stock or are just a tech brother looking for a really over-the-top experience, the ultimate luxury Super Bowl package can be booked at the Innisbrook Golf Resort outside of Tampa, Florida.
For $ 20,000 (or more, depending on your taste), you and three friends can be picked up at the airport in either a stretch Hummer or a vintage Rolls Royce and taken to the Presidential Suite, where you will stay for two nights, Big Game. You’ll play a round of the resort’s Copperhead Course, home of the PGA Tour’s Valspar Championship, with caddies, clubs, shoes, golf shirts, and a sleeve full of balls for everyone.
Upon arrival, await your team’s signed pigskin memorabilia in your suite, decorated in honor of your team. (Remember, this is in the waters of Buccaneer.) There, enjoy an in-room menu of classic tailgate bites and a personal bartender for the night with an all-inclusive dinner at Packard’s Steakhouse with wines paired by the chef .
Of course, it also includes a daily breakfast of bottomless mimosas or Bloody Marys, plus $ 300 per person spa credit to help you relax after the stress of those friendly bets.
Just better hope your team wins.
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